go dores!

Like MJ Garrett, I went to Vanderbilt University and graduated in May of 2003. Like my fellow Commodores, I was excited to see someone from my alma mater on television. Like anyone who has been to Nashville, I was confused when our dear MJ referred to Nashville as a "small town," talked about his inexperience with African Americans even after having spent 4 years on the football team at Vanderbilt, and voiced his blatant discriminations against nonblondes (actually i'm grateful for this).

But what really convinced me of his ridiculousness was his website. It screams DOUCHEBAG. Who approved those pictures? Who is going to buy MJ "merchandise"? If only I could plan my bar stops over the next few months and declare them on the world wide web as "appearances." And he's blogging his the start of his soon-to-be long and drawn out MTV Career (watch out, Eric Nies!)? Donald Trump is looking that much cooler.

Perhaps I should "book" him. We could sit around at some lame bar and I could tell him what a big a joke he is.

See? I care.