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[16:41] doglover69: did i tell you my story from saturday yet?
[16:41] doglover69: it's fantastic
[16:43] doglover69: i'm standing in this overly snobby bar/lounge on saturday night
[16:43] doglover69: i see this blonde girl come up the stairs and stand next to me
[16:44] doglover69: so she is clearly looking at me so i decide i might as well talk to her
[16:44] doglover69: so she pulls out her cell phone to send a text message and i say, "so, i see you own a cell phone"
[16:44] doglover69: she says, yeah. i said, "me too."
[16:45] doglover69: she seemed amused. so then i said, i'm brian. and she says, I'm Jenna.
[16:45] doglover69: then she says, hold on i'm grabbing a drink
[16:45] doglover69: and i look at her and i realize, it's jenna bush
[16:45] MJ: get the fuck out
[16:45] doglover69: no
[16:45] MJ: was she doing lines?
[16:45] doglover69: does she do lines
[16:46] MJ: i don't know
[16:46] doglover69: well she's getting a drink now, so i tell this idiot that i'm with who she is
[16:46] doglover69: he walks up and asks her her last name
[16:46] doglover69: so she says, bush.
[16:47] doglover69: now my plan was to pretend i had no idea who she was
[16:47] doglover69: but now my cover is blown
[16:47] doglover69: so i basically bailed out
[16:47] doglover69: i blew it
[16:48] MJ: i feel like chelsea's more your speed anyway
[16:48] doglover69: nah, i can't get chelsea, but i could get jenna. here's why: girls like men like their fathers. i'm an alcoholic whose life is going nowhere right now.
[16:49] doglover69: anyways, she's a very big girl
[16:50] MJ: like her grandmother
[16:50] doglover69: tall and brick-like
[16:50] doglover69: not hot