go fuck yourself

many thanks to maxim for their insightful review of jason mraz's new album, cleverly titled "mr. a-z":

Jack Johnson too edgy for you? John Mayer’s biting wit hurt your feelings? Maybe you can warm up to Jason Mraz, the human embodiment of male impotence. Look, if the dude wants to hang around high schools making teenage girls weak-kneed, more power to him. But when he starts spitting goofy self-referential raps, we can’t sit idly by and pretend it’s OK. Why don’t you go fuck yourself, Jason?

personally, i think those no talent ass-clown writers at maxim should go back to jerking each other off to the paris hilton carl's jr. video instead of talking shit about my boy jason. he is a talented and beautiful sexy man who i could make dirty dirty man love to for hours and hours and hours.