celebrity sightings part one

Since I've been living in the celebrity infested state of California (about a month now), my only celebrity sightings have been Jeremy Piven and Tim Meadows. I observed Jeremy Piven in his quest to find the perfect pair of jeans at a boutique on Montana St. Unfortunately, this was before I realized he was THE Ari Gold on Entourage. Needless to say, I didn't talk to him. I wasn't going to start a coversation about how life changing his role on Ellen was for me.

Yesterday, as I was "jogging" (pronounced 'yogging' as I'm sure it appeared to be a wimpy european version of actual physical activity) up Ocean Park, I noticed Tim Meadows and two nobodies walking towards me carrying their surfboards. Who knew Tim Meadows was a surfer? And why do those nobodies get to surf with him? And why aren't they carrying his surfboard for him? Did I say anything? Of course not. I was too busy gawking.

There you have it, World. I will scour this city looking for celebrities I can quietly stare at just so I can run home and tell you about it. You have my word.