Good work, Margaret

I recently received the invitation to my 5 year High School Reunion.  The invitation is as follows.  Keep in mind I went to an all-girls French Catholic school.

"WHO has lost weight?
WHO has done what?
WHO has been where?
WHO cares?

WHO is coming to their 5-year reunion?
WHOmever went to Duchesne and their significant other

WHO knows where to go?
HOOTERS on the 59 Freeway and Kirby

WHO knows what will be there?
HOOTERS buffalo wings and other munchies
WHOmever wants to drink will pay their own tab

WHO is bringing dessert?
WHO else but MadDog Baked Goods

WHO knows what time to get there?
At 8pm

WHO knows what date?
WHO can't forget September 11

WHO is coming?"