try the veal

2007-11-27T16:49:00.000-05:00

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2007-11-27T15:33:00.000-05:00

doggie howser

2007-11-09T20:18:00.000-05:00

word to the wise

2006-07-20T01:27:00.000-04:00

flaming johnny

2006-05-29T01:04:00.000-04:00

this douchebag's self-professed nickname is flaming johnny. because he makes a flaming cocktail. really. honestly. he's not gay.

images from jazzfest 2006 #4

2006-05-29T01:03:00.000-04:00

images from jazzfest 2006 #3

2006-05-29T01:01:00.001-04:00

images from jazzfest 2006 #2

2006-05-29T01:01:00.000-04:00

images from jazzfest 2006 #1

2006-05-29T00:59:00.000-04:00

the veal is "ear delicious"

2006-05-29T00:12:00.000-04:00

try the pizza

2006-05-29T00:10:00.000-04:00

p is a woman of many talents

the view from here

2006-01-29T16:15:00.000-05:00

is this person famous?

2006-01-22T21:43:00.000-05:00

Please help.

LA is so weird

2006-01-22T21:26:00.000-05:00

I think it's a girl.

always use protection

2006-01-22T17:09:00.000-05:00

These gloves were found in Parking Structure One near the Santa Monica Promenade only steps away from a trash can.

the veal does christmas

2005-12-26T19:35:00.000-05:00

This year The Veal decided to keep Christmas local. The following documents the most exciting parts of our day (pics taken with P's new digital camera!):

P and MJ exchange presents:

MJ looks excited. P looks Chinese.

P and MJ head to Malibu to check out the scenery:

Christmas Dinner:

santa monica college, here comes cohen!

2005-12-08T17:03:00.000-05:00

seth cohen is a moron and so is mc g. fucking idiots. go to tvguide.com right now, spot the tune and win a lap dance from summer and a free copy of the new chrismukah graphic novel from your favorite shitheads from fox.

the veal is tired

2005-11-21T02:37:00.000-05:00

evolution of a pillow fight

2005-11-14T01:01:00.000-05:00

Victory.

Jimmy Kimmel Funny?

2005-11-12T23:40:00.000-05:00

Mike Tyson on Jimmy Kimmel Live


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A haiku for shawerma

2005-11-10T17:50:00.000-05:00

His name is haiku
His favorite color blue
Only friend I knew

-by P

anyone know these douchebags?

2005-11-07T01:24:00.000-05:00

who lets a random person take your picture at a bar? these douchebags, that's who.

in the year 2000...

2005-11-01T19:44:00.000-05:00

building management sent us this message today. it is not a joke.

-----Original Message-----
From: d.hertz@kmabuildingmanagement.com
Sent: Tue Nov 01 16:34:22 2005
Subject: FW: Elevator Call Buttons

_____

From: Mike Hunt - KMA Building Management
Sent: Tuesday, November 01, 2005 2:52 PM
To: Dick Hertz
Subject: Elevator Call Buttons

Dear Tenants:

As part of the elevator "modernization", the elevator buttons are being
upgraded and will now require both buttons (on opposite sides of the
elevator lobby) to be pushed. Once all elevators are upgraded the buttons
will work together again. For your convenience, we will provide reaching
sticks on each floor to enable you to call the elevator.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Thank you,

Dick Hertz

******************************************************
This email may contain trade secrets and/or other information that is
proprietary and/or confidential. Use of this by anyone other than the
intended recipient(s) is prohibited and may be unlawful. If you are not
the intended recipient, delete the e-mail and notify us immediately.
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why india is so great #2

2005-10-28T18:42:00.000-04:00

smells like veal?

2005-10-28T16:38:00.000-04:00

a cool mashup of nirvana and destiny's child from mashuptown.com: "smells like booty".

why india is so great #1

2005-10-27T15:15:00.000-04:00

but does it make amy grant not sound like crap?

2005-10-26T00:24:00.000-04:00

As highlighted on the "Cult of Mac" Blog on Wired.com, the new iBelieve is sure to be at the top of my Channukah shopping list.

You have clearance, Clarence: Notes from Flight 186

2005-10-22T02:07:00.000-04:00

1. This preppy douchebag in front of me in the security line tried to go through security wearing his Tommy Hilfiger sweater draped over his shoulders until the heavy-set security woman told him to remove it and put it through the x-ray.

2. A beefy Asian guy with a muscle T-shirt as reading the latest issue of Inside TV in the Hudson News store.

3. Tucker Carlson is on my flight. No bowtie. Same meaningless drivle. Do you think his hot air will help keep the plane up?

Godspeed MJ. Keep it veal, P.

What's Next, Sodomy Elmo?

2005-10-21T13:05:00.000-04:00

From outside the Grauman's Theater in Hollywood.

Greatest American Dickhead

2005-10-04T23:58:00.000-04:00

go dores!

2005-10-04T22:53:00.000-04:00

Like MJ Garrett, I went to Vanderbilt University and graduated in May of 2003. Like my fellow Commodores, I was excited to see someone from my alma mater on television. Like anyone who has been to Nashville, I was confused when our dear MJ referred to Nashville as a "small town," talked about his inexperience with African Americans even after having spent 4 years on the football team at Vanderbilt, and voiced his blatant discriminations against nonblondes (actually i'm grateful for this).

But what really convinced me of his ridiculousness was his website. It screams DOUCHEBAG. Who approved those pictures? Who is going to buy MJ "merchandise"? If only I could plan my bar stops over the next few months and declare them on the world wide web as "appearances." And he's blogging his the start of his soon-to-be long and drawn out MTV Career (watch out, Eric Nies!)? Donald Trump is looking that much cooler.

Perhaps I should "book" him. We could sit around at some lame bar and I could tell him what a big a joke he is.

See? I care.

IM thinking this is worth sharing

2005-10-04T19:55:00.000-04:00

and fuck you if you think its not

[16:41] doglover69: did i tell you my story from saturday yet?
[16:41] doglover69: it's fantastic
[16:43] doglover69: i'm standing in this overly snobby bar/lounge on saturday night
[16:43] doglover69: i see this blonde girl come up the stairs and stand next to me
[16:44] doglover69: so she is clearly looking at me so i decide i might as well talk to her
[16:44] doglover69: so she pulls out her cell phone to send a text message and i say, "so, i see you own a cell phone"
[16:44] doglover69: she says, yeah. i said, "me too."
[16:45] doglover69: she seemed amused. so then i said, i'm brian. and she says, I'm Jenna.
[16:45] doglover69: then she says, hold on i'm grabbing a drink
[16:45] doglover69: and i look at her and i realize, it's jenna bush
[16:45] MJ: get the fuck out
[16:45] doglover69: no
[16:45] MJ: was she doing lines?
[16:45] doglover69: does she do lines
[16:46] MJ: i don't know
[16:46] doglover69: well she's getting a drink now, so i tell this idiot that i'm with who she is
[16:46] doglover69: he walks up and asks her her last name
[16:46] doglover69: so she says, bush.
[16:47] doglover69: now my plan was to pretend i had no idea who she was
[16:47] doglover69: but now my cover is blown
[16:47] doglover69: so i basically bailed out
[16:47] doglover69: i blew it
[16:48] MJ: i feel like chelsea's more your speed anyway
[16:48] doglover69: nah, i can't get chelsea, but i could get jenna. here's why: girls like men like their fathers. i'm an alcoholic whose life is going nowhere right now.
[16:49] doglover69: anyways, she's a very big girl
[16:50] MJ: like her grandmother
[16:50] doglover69: tall and brick-like
[16:50] doglover69: not hot

blog all day, sleep all night

2005-09-25T15:35:00.000-04:00

Says David Hauslaib, founder of Jossip and Queerty in wired.com: "Nick [Denton, founder of Gawker Media] infamously downplays the profit potential of blogging the same way Tom Cruise's sister-slash-publicist Lee Ann DeVette pretends his relationship with Katie Holmes is authentic. Even people outside the industry know it's a sham."

holy shit

2005-09-24T00:07:00.000-04:00

hurricane rita

hurricane rita - served up right

2005-09-23T18:42:00.000-04:00

written by my friend heather

no, dummy. that's a mirror. and that's your reflection.

2005-09-22T18:05:00.000-04:00

Jennifer Love Hewitt met with an exorcist in order to better research the paranormal for her new role in 'Ghost Whisperers.' Shortly after this meeting, the ever-observant J. Love has started noticing strange happenings in her home, namely lights flickering and mysterious footsteps.

But nothing compares to the ghost she caught ogling her while she showered.

About this, J. Love admits "The ghost had a crush on me and liked to see me showering."

It's too bad the living don't really care.

can you hear me now?

2005-09-20T14:45:00.000-04:00

From textually.org:

Man eats cell phone chip to spite service

This is uh, a rather unusual piece of news. My mother had an expression which I think would be apropriate here: "cutting off your nose to spite your face".

A man, upset that his cell phone had not worked for months, broke the phone and then ate the memory chip. [via Z-Wire]

"The unusual incident occurred Sept. 10 at Car Phones Plus, 2574 Sun Valley Drive, when the 47-year-old City of Delafield man came into the store and started to create a disturbance, the report said.

The man, who was intoxicated, demanded a refund because his phone had not worked for six months.

The man then broke the phone in two and ate the memory chip "so no one would get his personal information," the report said."

it's raining in los angeles!

2005-09-20T13:53:00.000-04:00

i can't believe it! it feels so good! it feels like home!

it feels like ... the east coast!

this day is brought to you by the letter "ARRRRR!!!!!!"

2005-09-19T18:24:00.001-04:00

today is national talk like a pirate day. wear an eye-patch and celebrate, if ye dare!

beware of dog

2005-09-19T16:40:00.000-04:00

And as Hercules ventured on his Twelfth Labor, he began his descension into Hades - only to be greeted by Cerberus - the vicious three-headed dog!

does anyone actually watch monk?

2005-09-19T16:11:00.000-04:00

Um, because Tony Shaloub won an Emmy. And I can't say I know everything about his body of work besides playing the foreign cab driver on Wings and the alien thing in Men In Black, but I actually have seen Monk. Shaloub plays a crime-fighting yet socially retarded and OCD detective. On USA. Can you imagine a job where your only purpose is to be annoying and predictable? Because I am on a daily basis.

Comedy gold.

A Personal Message For Mr. A to Z?

2005-09-16T03:18:00.000-04:00

I can only surmise that this douchebag on Rockstar was not trying to dick around with CBS, but instead sending a personal message to Jason Mraz.

spidey-sense of the day: hearing

2005-09-14T21:26:00.000-04:00

AHHHHHHHHHH! Have you seen this story?

It spun a web?!

How did survive?

What was it catching in its web inside this woman's ear?

What caused the sharp pain?

Do you think she had spider bites inside her hear?

The only answer I can come up with is ear plugs.

hurricane katrina story - told with a camera and in first person

2005-09-11T21:24:00.000-04:00

The above is one of the many amazing pictures from this photo diary kept by someone who experienced Hurricane Katrina firsthand in New Orleans. I strongly suggest looking through all the pictures and following his story.

man custard cobbler!

2005-09-09T15:50:00.000-04:00

"I'm just a normal, regular 43 year old boy."

you should

2005-09-08T21:18:00.000-04:00

read this.

Editor's Note

2005-08-25T20:58:00.000-04:00

There has been much confusion on MJ's latest post concerning Jason Mraz. Many of you are under the impression that MJ 1) wants to be Mraz's pool boy and 2) is a fan of his music. While the former may be true, I can attest that the latter definitely is not. So enough mrazzing on MJ (it's ok to laugh at that).

In related news, I think this is hilarious. If Joe cares so much about content, he should try reading a book. And he should stick to what he seems most familiar with - being alone.

The Isotopes win a game! The Isotopes win a game!*

2005-08-19T19:40:00.000-04:00

While I am a huge Family Guy fan (and who isn't?), I cannot forget the first 'cartoon sitcom' that really did change my life - The Simpsons. From ages 12 until 20, I refused to miss an episode, and each episode was a family affair. Every year on my birthday, my friends serenade me with the song Michael Jackson and Bart wrote for Lisa on her birthday (and every time I see a guy in a pink shirt, I snicker). When I think of Lisa's experiences in Washington DC for the essay writing contest, I still choke up a little. Those of you who are or have been as devoted to the show as I have been know that most everything in life relates to The Simpsons - whether it be a hidden joke, the moral of an episode or one of the quirky, but well-defined characters.

So you can share in my joy when I discovered this article. Somebody gets it.

I think I just shed a tear.

* By the way, the title of this post is a quote from a Simpsons episode and is a reference to "The Shot Heard 'Round The World" during a 1951 National League Playoff Game between the Brooklyn Dodgers and the New York Giants. After Bobby Thompson's final home run, the announcer cried out "The Giants Win the Pennant!". You're welcome.

go fuck yourself

2005-08-13T23:18:00.000-04:00

many thanks to maxim for their insightful review of jason mraz's new album, cleverly titled "mr. a-z":

Jack Johnson too edgy for you? John Mayer’s biting wit hurt your feelings? Maybe you can warm up to Jason Mraz, the human embodiment of male impotence. Look, if the dude wants to hang around high schools making teenage girls weak-kneed, more power to him. But when he starts spitting goofy self-referential raps, we can’t sit idly by and pretend it’s OK. Why don’t you go fuck yourself, Jason?

personally, i think those no talent ass-clown writers at maxim should go back to jerking each other off to the paris hilton carl's jr. video instead of talking shit about my boy jason. he is a talented and beautiful sexy man who i could make dirty dirty man love to for hours and hours and hours.

this just in - blogging officially uncool

2005-08-12T15:55:00.000-04:00

Donald Trump, in his infinite foresight, believes that "blogging" will be the next big thing. He's even started his own crappy blog, where he shares his wisdom on business - but not TOO much wisdom - he still has to save some material for classes at Trump University. And this Trump University is sooooo revolutionary that's it's actually offering a class on BLOGGING. Once again, proof that this man will take anyone's money. AND proof that I am a genius.

in the city of angels

2005-08-11T00:00:00.000-04:00

A sign outside a strip club and adult bookstore (not to mention the McDonald's and Carl's Jr. directly adjacent to this) on Century Boulevard in Los Angeles.

"The word 'vagina' is not an obscene word and we're not in a position to question the First Amendment," Councilman Bill Rosendahl said.

At least we know it's not false advertising.

cat for sale

2005-08-08T01:22:00.000-04:00

$100 - a dollar for each pound. Answers to the name "Dinner Is Ready!"

celebrity sightings part one

2005-08-06T15:51:00.000-04:00

Since I've been living in the celebrity infested state of California (about a month now), my only celebrity sightings have been Jeremy Piven and Tim Meadows. I observed Jeremy Piven in his quest to find the perfect pair of jeans at a boutique on Montana St. Unfortunately, this was before I realized he was THE Ari Gold on Entourage. Needless to say, I didn't talk to him. I wasn't going to start a coversation about how life changing his role on Ellen was for me.

Yesterday, as I was "jogging" (pronounced 'yogging' as I'm sure it appeared to be a wimpy european version of actual physical activity) up Ocean Park, I noticed Tim Meadows and two nobodies walking towards me carrying their surfboards. Who knew Tim Meadows was a surfer? And why do those nobodies get to surf with him? And why aren't they carrying his surfboard for him? Did I say anything? Of course not. I was too busy gawking.

There you have it, World. I will scour this city looking for celebrities I can quietly stare at just so I can run home and tell you about it. You have my word.

i wish she had picked willy wonka instead

2005-08-04T19:44:00.000-04:00

So the big news is that 'Charlie' is the frontrunner for names for Baby Spears. Word has it that 'Venti Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino with Extra Whip' is a very close second.

over and out

2005-08-04T18:20:00.000-04:00

Will the world learn to laugh again?

let your hair down!

2005-07-28T14:38:00.000-04:00

The World Beard and Mustache Contest is in Berlin during Oktoberfest this year. Perhaps one of the only places where being drunk and hairy is extremely cool. Mustache ride, anyone?

celebrate your inner veal

2005-07-24T18:15:00.000-04:00

someone call child services asap

2005-07-22T23:58:00.000-04:00

Sadly, the only item needed to complete Britney's transformation is a bra.

Owen Wilson is Nuts?

2005-07-22T16:47:00.001-04:00

My pick for the next celebrity to verbally bitch-slap Matt Lauer on TV is...

riding his bike...all the way to crazytown

2005-07-20T19:40:00.000-04:00

Read the first page: it's really funny until it turns psycho. What a nutjob. He might know Tom Cruise.

(Thanks lindsayism.com)

"I can be a quite excitable person."

2005-07-09T00:24:00.000-04:00

The verdict is in: Tom Cruise is nuts. Case closed.

Now if we can all figure out a way to free Katie from his Marshall Applewhite-esque grasp. I just hope she doesn't drink the Kool-Aid.

h.g. wells must be turning in his grave

2005-07-06T00:30:00.000-04:00

for the love of l. ron hubbard, do anything but see war of the worlds. throw your $10 in the trash or just give your money straight to the church of scientology. nothing in it makes sense, so don't even try to figure it out.

if you can't take the heat

2005-07-06T00:19:00.000-04:00

get the fuck out of texas

california, here you come

2005-07-01T21:57:00.000-04:00

13 million people for you to judge!

Not So Long Ago, in the Alternate Galaxy that Tom Cruise Lives In

2005-06-28T01:50:00.000-04:00

All talk show hosts need fear Darth Cruise.

you can domi arigato me later

2005-06-23T12:15:00.000-04:00

the remaining Tom Cruise fans in the world will enjoy this

los angeles, i'm yours

2005-06-20T22:18:00.000-04:00

A few things to look forward to when I move to Los Angeles in a few weeks.

a strapping old man

2005-06-20T22:16:00.000-04:00

At a baseball game I recently attended, I noticed an older man with his sunglasses strapped on and a strange clip that attached his hat to his shirt collar. What I want to know is how his pants stay on without suspenders...

Or maybe it's all a part of his master plan...

america just got served

2005-06-13T21:28:00.000-04:00

why the decemberists are so cool

Vote for Dominic

2005-06-12T16:01:00.000-04:00

Here is a kid with balls, doing a completely random Napoleon Dynamite impression on National Television at the Spelling Bee. I would have disqualified him for being unfunny.

Free MJ!

2005-06-11T00:18:00.000-04:00

Do small dogs get Michael going too? Ask Triumph...

More Poop

2005-06-09T23:22:00.000-04:00

Far be it from me to promote VH1 or any list of any kind, but this is a good one. I want a dog just like Triumph.

Select THIS

2005-05-30T21:07:00.000-04:00

this is supposed to be a new kind of beer, with a clean crisp taste and no aftertaste. i guess they're right if you're idea of clean and crisp is no carbonation whatsoever. don't bother trying this beer, no matter how cheap they make it.

It Tasted Good When We Were Little...

2005-05-30T21:01:00.000-04:00

that's the last time she'll use elmer's toothpaste

Turtle orgies

2005-05-29T21:01:00.000-04:00

The shells aren't the only things that are hard

We are family

2005-05-29T20:58:00.000-04:00

I've got all my sisters(?) with me

Where's Connie?

2005-05-29T20:48:00.000-04:00

Where's Waldo?

2005-05-29T20:46:00.000-04:00

Wish you were here

2005-05-29T20:45:00.000-04:00

The "P" in PC

2005-05-08T22:24:00.000-04:00

A new computer was ordered today. Could the return of P be far behind? Godspeed, Dell Dude!

For the Storm Poopers

2005-04-21T01:19:00.000-04:00

My favorite part is when he's talking to the Korean Storm Trooper.

Acme School for Modeling

2005-04-21T01:04:00.000-04:00

My modeling teacher used to yell at me like this too.

i just pissed my pants

2005-03-25T10:00:00.000-05:00

I can only dream about being this funny.

until you say something funny...

2004-11-18T09:24:00.000-05:00

In the newspaper today:

"Apparently, one Hastings, New Zealand woman thinks dog food isn't good enough for her pet. After Kura Tumanako's 2-year-old baby turned to bottled milk, the woman began breastfeeding Honey Boy, her Staffordshire bull terrier pup, in hopes the dog would protect her daughter as she grew up, NZPA news agency reported. Tumanako said she fed the dog twice a day for the past week. "It doesn't hurt," she said."

Now THAT'S journalism!

i heart poetry

2004-11-17T13:36:00.000-05:00

In response to Britney's heartfelt poem about her honeymoon, my friend wrote the following for her husband-to-be:

"I can't wait to go to sandals
And light the room with candles

We'll drink champagne
and I'll screw out your brain"

For all the little people...

2004-10-27T17:41:00.000-04:00

A real letter my friend wrote the folks of www.care-bears.com:

To Whom It May Concern:

I just wanted to inform you about a grammatical error on the Care Bear website. Under Laugh-a-Lot Bear's character quirk, it says the following:

She has a magically contagious giggle that can make other's laugh for no real reason.

There shouldn't be an apostrophe in others.

Thanks,

Rebecca

if only he were as dreamy as edwards...

2004-10-07T13:41:00.000-04:00

Disclaimer: This is fake.

weekend kegger

2004-10-06T17:35:00.000-04:00

A weekend with K and P - told by pictures:

MJ unveiled

2004-10-06T14:46:00.000-04:00

your source for the funnies

Good work, Margaret

2004-07-27T15:33:00.000-04:00

I recently received the invitation to my 5 year High School Reunion. The invitation is as follows. Keep in mind I went to an all-girls French Catholic school.

"WHO has lost weight?
WHO has done what?
WHO has been where?
WHO cares?

WHO is coming to their 5-year reunion?
WHOmever went to Duchesne and their significant other

WHO knows where to go?
HOOTERS on the 59 Freeway and Kirby

WHO knows what will be there?
HOOTERS buffalo wings and other munchies
WHOmever wants to drink will pay their own tab

WHO is bringing dessert?
WHO else but MadDog Baked Goods

WHO knows what time to get there?
At 8pm

WHO knows what date?
WHO can't forget September 11

WHO is coming?"

my apologies

2004-07-14T16:11:00.000-04:00

i promise there will be a real blog in here once i organize myself and my thoughts.

until then - ADOPT A BABY TURTLE!

my contribution to society

2004-07-13T13:40:00.000-04:00

Another email for P:

"Hi Puja,

I'm on my way to London. Looking forward to tea and crumpets. Here is some more blogging news, lest you have nothing to post on your blog. From CableFax Daily, a cable industry trade...

Gettin' Bloggy With It: Mark Cuban did it first, and now FCC chmn Michael Powell has, launching a blog (Web log) on the AlwaysOn Network. Powell wants to "hear from the tech community directly and to try to get beyond the traditional inside the Beltway Washington world where lobbyists filter the techies. I am looking forward to open, transparent and meritocracy-based communication-attributes that bloggers are famous for!" Powell's Thurs morning comments dealt primarily with his deregulatory stance, the DTV transition and the possibility of innovative wireless service in the unused spectrum between broadcast stations. But some respondents strayed, covering everything from media ownership rules to broadcast indecency. Others congratulated him on taking the blog step,and posed questions about telcos' unused fiber and a US national broadband policy."

a blog among blogs

2004-07-09T10:42:00.000-04:00

because i am such a great friend and, more importantly, a FANTASTIC blogger, i wanted to share this article with the masses, i mean you.

domi arigoto mr. roboto

2004-07-08T15:51:00.000-04:00

MJK6986: there is a guy who raps on the street downstairs
MJK6986: his name is dr geek
TinStar03: i like that name
MJK6986: he raps to the tourists
MJK6986: and has a jersey with his name on the back of it
MJK6986: he said this to one of my friends today as she walked by:
MJK6986: "see the pretty girl, walking by,
MJK6986: all i wanna do is put a gleam in her eye"
TinStar03: awww
TinStar03: did he start beatboxing afterwards?
MJK6986: he has a beatbox that he plays the whole time
MJK6986: he raps to people in line for jimmy kimmel
MJK6986: and to the japanese tourists
TinStar03: do the japanese people seem to like it?
MJK6986: sure
TinStar03: sure?
MJK6986: i don't know
MJK6986: i'm not japanese
MJK6986: (in case you didn't know)
TinStar03: do they give him money?
MJK6986: yen
MJK6986: i mean yes

"An Ode to Adoree" by Adoree

2004-07-07T18:06:00.000-04:00

The following is an email I received from my good friend Adoree who used to sit with me in the back our friend's stationwagon and wave at random people just for kicks:

"You think you know.
You have no idea.

This is the life update of Adoree.

Went to Boston University. Graduated with a BA in
Philosophy and a BS in Television.

Move to Hollywood. Interned at Blind Date and Malcolm
in the Middle.

Got work at TV production companys. Started at Pie
Town Productions. Freakin awesome company. We have
socials where they buy a bunch of beer and then drink
it at work.

Am an associate producer for a new show (reDesign) for
HGTV.

Moved into a house with my sis and her daughter
Destiny, they are good (thank you for asking).

We are going to have a house warming party, which will
appear on the show Party Starters for the Food
Network. Will tell you when it airs. Gonna shot the
show first week of August.

Playin a lot of pool. One of our leagues made it to
regionals and won, so we are going to Vegas for
nationals. The more we win, the more money we get.

Taking motorcycle lessons end of July with friend from
work. Anyone want to join our gang?

Learning to play the drums (fun for the neighbors).

Love LA, it is awesome. Open invite for anyone to drop
by. There is a guest bed with your name on it and a
chocolate on the pillow.

Yup that covers it. No news on boy situation as usual.
Was dating this french guy (hot) but he is off
shooting some tv shows. Eh. No time anyways.

Love you lots.
Adoree"

a typical wednesday night

2004-07-01T15:15:00.000-04:00

3:30 AM

3:31 AM

3:32 AM

3:33 AM

3:34 AM

pitcher = belly itcher

2004-06-30T11:12:00.000-04:00

yesterday i played softball. below is a drawing of me playing softball.

this is matty pitching.

this was the score.

this is me afterwards.

feed your brain

2004-06-28T15:43:00.000-04:00

http://www.webcrosswords.com/

send me the answers.

real blog to follow.