the veal is tired

evolution of a pillow fight

Victory.

Jimmy Kimmel Funny?

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A haiku for shawerma

His name is haiku
His favorite color blue
Only friend I knew

-by P

anyone know these douchebags?

who lets a random person take your picture at a bar? these douchebags, that's who.

in the year 2000...

building management sent us this message today. it is not a joke.

-----Original Message-----
From: d.hertz@kmabuildingmanagement.com
Sent: Tue Nov 01 16:34:22 2005
Subject: FW: Elevator Call Buttons

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From: Mike Hunt - KMA Building Management
Sent: Tuesday, November 01, 2005 2:52 PM
To: Dick Hertz
Subject: Elevator Call Buttons

Dear Tenants:

As part of the elevator "modernization", the elevator buttons are being
upgraded and will now require both buttons (on opposite sides of the
elevator lobby) to be pushed. Once all elevators are upgraded the buttons
will work together again. For your convenience, we will provide reaching
sticks on each floor to enable you to call the elevator.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Thank you,

Dick Hertz

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