let your hair down!

The World Beard and Mustache Contest is in Berlin during Oktoberfest this year. Perhaps one of the only places where being drunk and hairy is extremely cool. Mustache ride, anyone?

celebrate your inner veal

someone call child services asap

Sadly, the only item needed to complete Britney's transformation is a bra.

Owen Wilson is Nuts?

My pick for the next celebrity to verbally bitch-slap Matt Lauer on TV is...

riding his bike...all the way to crazytown

Read the first page: it's really funny until it turns psycho. What a nutjob. He might know Tom Cruise.

(Thanks lindsayism.com)

"I can be a quite excitable person."

The verdict is in: Tom Cruise is nuts. Case closed.

Now if we can all figure out a way to free Katie from his Marshall Applewhite-esque grasp. I just hope she doesn't drink the Kool-Aid.

h.g. wells must be turning in his grave

for the love of l. ron hubbard, do anything but see war of the worlds. throw your $10 in the trash or just give your money straight to the church of scientology. nothing in it makes sense, so don't even try to figure it out.

if you can't take the heat

get the fuck out of texas

california, here you come

13 million people for you to judge!