Not So Long Ago, in the Alternate Galaxy that Tom Cruise Lives In

All talk show hosts need fear Darth Cruise.

you can domi arigato me later

the remaining Tom Cruise fans in the world will enjoy this

los angeles, i'm yours

A few things to look forward to when I move to Los Angeles in a few weeks.

a strapping old man

At a baseball game I recently attended, I noticed an older man with his sunglasses strapped on and a strange clip that attached his hat to his shirt collar. What I want to know is how his pants stay on without suspenders...

Or maybe it's all a part of his master plan...

america just got served

why the decemberists are so cool

Vote for Dominic

Here is a kid with balls, doing a completely random Napoleon Dynamite impression on National Television at the Spelling Bee. I would have disqualified him for being unfunny.

Free MJ!

Do small dogs get Michael going too? Ask Triumph...

More Poop

Far be it from me to promote VH1 or any list of any kind, but this is a good one. I want a dog just like Triumph.