until you say something funny...

In the newspaper today:

"Apparently, one Hastings, New Zealand woman thinks dog food isn't good enough for her pet. After Kura Tumanako's 2-year-old baby turned to bottled milk, the woman began breastfeeding Honey Boy, her Staffordshire bull terrier pup, in hopes the dog would protect her daughter as she grew up, NZPA news agency reported. Tumanako said she fed the dog twice a day for the past week. "It doesn't hurt," she said."

Now THAT'S journalism!

i heart poetry

In response to Britney's heartfelt poem about her honeymoon, my friend wrote the following for her husband-to-be:

"I can't wait to go to sandals
And light the room with candles

We'll drink champagne
and I'll screw out your brain"